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When Love Shoots You in the Foot

            INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - MORNING

Rebecca (mid-30s, quirky, loves musicals) stands in front of her mirror, prepping for the day.

REBECCA (singing):
Every day's a brand new show,
Time to strut and let love grow!

Suddenly, her roommate, Heather (mid-20s, sarcastic), enters the room, interrupting the song.

HEATHER:
Rebecca, your morning showtunes are killing me.

Rebecca turns with a grin.

REBECCA:
Sorry, Heather! I'm just so excited for this new guy I met! He's a stage actor, just like me!

Heather groans.

HEATHER:
You know what they say. The higher you fly, the harder you fall.

Rebecca ignores the warning.

REBECCA:
His name is Jack! We're going to a new hip salsa club tonight!

Heather rolls her eyes.

HEATHER:
Well, don't wing it this time.

EXT. HIP SALSA CLUB - NIGHT

Rebecca and Jack (early 30s, charming) walk up to the entrance, laughing and chatting.

REBECCA:
I've never been here. It looks fun!

JACK:
Trust me, you'll love it!

INT. HIP SALSA CLUB - NIGHT

Rebecca and Jack enter the club and see Paula (early 40s, supportive friend) and Darryl (early 50s, quirky) at a table, looking uneasy.

PAULA:
Rebecca, glad you're here! Darryl's been telling dad jokes all night.

DARRYL: 
Speaking of dad jokes, why did the tomato turn red?

Paula and Rebecca exchange a glance.

PAULA:
I don't know, Darryl, why?

DARRYL:
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Paula cringes as Rebecca giggles, and introduces Jack to everyone.

REBECCA:
Guys, this is Jack. Jack, meet my friends.

Just as the group starts to mingle, Rebecca's ex-boyfriend, Josh (handsome Filipino guy in his 30s), enters with VALENCIA, his girlfriend.

Rebecca's eyes go wide, but Jack doesn't notice.

JOSH:
Hey guys!

REBECCA (nervously):
Josh… didn't expect to see you here.

An awkward silence fills the air.

REBECCA:
Actually guys, since we're all here... how about a friendly dance competition?


FADE INTO MUSICAL NUMBER

Rebecca sings and dances, obviously trying to impress Jack and make Josh jealous at the same time.

Halfway through, Heather sneaks into the club, having followed Rebecca there. She picks up on the tension.

HEATHER:
You're playing with fire, Rebecca.

Rebecca ignores her, determined to win Jack's heart.

Suddenly, the dance routine goes haywire: Rebecca accidentally kicks Jack in the face, causing a domino effect of accidents.

Josh and Valencia share a look, smirking at the chaos.

Rebecca's face turns beet red as she rushes off the dance floor, humiliated.

TO BE CONTINUED
            

When Sparks Fly

            INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - DAY

Rebecca Bunch (late 20s, overachiever, prone to flights of fancy) is staring out the window, deep in thought. Her roommate, Heather (early 20s, laid-back, sardonic), observes her.

HEATHER
What's on your mind, girl? You know, besides the usual Josh Chan stuff.

Rebecca turns towards Heather, her eyes going wide with realization.

REBECCA
I just saw this crazy idea on social media! West Covina's hosting a charity event where people recreate their high school proms, complete with dates, outfits, and everything! I think I should go with Josh!

HEATHER
Of course, you do. (Pauses) But seriously Rebecca, I thought you wanted to let him go and move on?!

Rebecca starts daydreaming, twirling around the apartment.

(REHEARSING FOR MUSICAL NUMBER)
Rebecca(thing)
Back to prom, with Josh on my arm,
Dancing in the moonlight, a time filled with charm!

Heather interjects with sarcasm.

HEATHER
Maybe you'll both be crowned Prom King and Queen and live happily ever after.

REBECCA
defensive(Oh, c'mon Heather! There's no harm in having a little fun with an old flame, right?) (Pauses) Besides, going to the prom with Josh could be the closure I'm looking for!

INT. HOME BASE SPORTS BAR - NIGHT

Josh Chan (early 30s, attractive, earnest) is behind the bar, cleaning glasses. Greg Serrano (early 30s, gruff, sarcastic) enters the bar, returning after his absence from West Covina.

JOSH
Happily(Greg! Nice to see you, man! How was Emory? How does sobriety feel?!

GREG
It's great. Good to be back, though. (Pauses) West Covina missed me!

They fist bump.

JOSH
So, what brings you back to our humble city?

GREG
I just got a job at a local community center, managing their recreational programs. One of them happens to include this prom event on Saturday.

JOSH
That's right! I heard they're doing a charity prom thing. (Pauses) Rebecca's going too... with me!

Greg looks surprised but tries to hide it.

GREG
Good for you, man. Have fun.

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - DAY

Paula Proctor (40s, enthusiastic, supportive), Darryl Whitefeather (40s, kind-hearted, quirky), and Nathaniel Plimpton III (30s, handsome, wealthy) are gathered in the conference room, finding out about the prom event.

PAULA
Excited(Do you think Rebecca and Josh will go together? It might bring back some old sparks.)

DARRYL
It would be so romantic!

Nathaniel looks uncomfortable, trying to hide his lingering feelings for Rebecca.

NATHANIEL
Surly(Who cares? They aren't meant for each other.)

INT. WEST COVINA PROM VENUE - NIGHT

The characters arrive at the prom venue, dressed in their best. Rebecca, wearing a prom dress, excitedly looks for Josh. Heather and Hector (late 20s, fun-loving, couples up) offer commentary.

HEATHER
Oh look! It's the prom queen in waiting!

_HEctor_
Josh better not hurt her again, though!

REBECCA
Nervous(Okay, guys... Here we go. Back into the past, to fix our future!)

She walks into the prom with determination, as a slow song starts to play in the background.

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Dreams, Schemes, and Ice Cream

            EXT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - DAY

Rebecca (singing): It's a brand new day in West Covina, I wonder what's in store for me?

INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Rebecca enters the living room to find Paula waiting for her.

Paula: Well, good news for you, Bec. An old flame of yours just moved back into town.

Rebecca (excitedly): Really?! Who is it?

Paula: Ross McDaniel. Remember him from law school?

Rebecca (blushing): Ah, yes... Ross. He was always so dreamy and mysterious.

Paula: Well, apparently he's taken over his family's ice cream shop, and they're holding a 'Welcome Back' party for him tonight!

Rebecca (singing): Maybe falling in love with an old friend, could be the change I need...

INT. JR'S OFFICE - DAY

Meanwhile, Nathaniel and JR are discussing the company's latest case.

Nathaniel: Alright JR, what's the update on the Goldsmith case?

JR: Still waiting on their response to the counter-proposal, Nathaniel. We should hear back today.

Nathaniel (noticing Rebecca's excitement): What's got Bunch all fired up?

JR: Oh, she's heading to some ice cream shop party tonight. She says an old flame from law school is back in town.

Nathaniel (slightly jealous): An old flame, huh?

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - RECEPTION AREA - DAY

Rebecca, Paula, and JR are all near the reception area.

Rebecca (overly excited): I can't wait to see Ross tonight! Thanks for coming with me, guys.

Paula: Of course, Bec. We wouldn't miss it.

JR: And who doesn't love ice cream?

Nathaniel enters the scene.

Nathaniel: If you don't mind, I'll tag along. I do enjoy a good scoop of rocky road from time to time.

Rebecca (suspicious): Okay... but don't ruin my chances with Ross!

Nathaniel (defensive): I just want ice cream... and to see what kind of disaster you create out of this situation.

INT. ICE CREAM SHOP - NIGHT

Rows of colorful and delicious ice cream flavors line the walls, while friends and family of Ross mingle with each other. Rebecca, Paula, Nathaniel, and JR arrive.

Ross (smiling): Rebecca? Is that you? Rebecca Bunch?

Rebecca hugs Ross overenthusiastically.

Rebecca (singing in her head): Ross is back! What do I say? I need the perfect ice cream to turn this night my way...

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Love, Lies and Brownies

            INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - MORNING

Rebecca (rapping): It's a new day, a fresh start, no time to stay in bed and fart.

Paula (singing in response): Yes, the skies are blue and every dream can come true!

They both laugh and high-five each other.

Darryl (enters excitedly): Guys! I've just baked the most amazing brownies EVER!

Rebecca (smiling): Darryl, we know how much you've perfected your brownie recipe!

Darryl: Guy's you won't believe who's in town!

Paula (tilting her head): Who?

Darryl (whispers): Josh's mom. She just bought a new house, and guess who's the agent.

Rebecca (suddenly serious): You?

Paula (gasps): Are you going to the house-warming party?

Darryl: You bet! And these brownies are my ticket in! (holds up the brownies proudly)

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INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Rebecca, Paula, and Heather are getting ready for the party.

Heather: Girl, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, you're so over Josh, right?

Rebecca (looking distant): Of course, but, well, I really want to know what's going on with his mom.

Paula (supportive): It's not about Josh, it's about getting the inside scoop on his family. I get it.

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INT. JOSH'S MOM'S NEW HOUSE - NIGHT

The party is in full swing. Rebecca, Paula, and Darryl secretly observe Josh and other partygoers.

Darryl: Wow, Valencia's here? She really upgraded from Josh.

Paula: Rebecca, make your move!

Rebecca (takes a deep breath): Here we go.

Rebecca walks towards Josh's mom.

Rebecca (sweetly): Mrs. Chan! It's so great to see you again. We thought we'd bring you some housewarming brownies!

Josh's Mom: Oh Rebecca, you're so thoughtful! You must stay for my surprise announcement!

Rebecca's eyes light up. She grins and grabs Paula by the arm.

Rebecca (to Paula): Things are about to get interesting!

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INT. JOSH'S MOM'S NEW HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Partygoers are gathered around. Josh's mom steps up to make her announcement.

Josh's Mom: Everyone, I have an exciting announcement!

Everyone looks eager, while Rebecca's curiosity reaches its peak.

Josh's Mom: We are turning my new house into a state-of-the-art neighborhood wellness center!

Rebecca (confused): What?

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INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT (AFTER THE PARTY)

Rebecca (frustrated): I can't believe it. After all the schemes and lies, she's just opening a wellness center?

Paula (supportive): Hey, maybe something deeper is going on.

Heather (suspicious): It could be a front for something...

Rebecca (nodding): You might be right. This needs more investigation.

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INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - THE NEXT DAY

Rebecca, Paula, and Darryl are huddled around a computer, investigating Josh's mom's new venture.

Darryl (stunned): I… I can't believe it!

Rebecca: This can't be true.

Paula: Oh, buckle up, girl. It's about to get real!

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Rebecca's Time Travel Dilemma

            EXT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) exits a coffee shop, accidentally bumping into a MYSTERIOUS WOMAN (40s). They exchange glances and the woman mumbles something under her breath before walking away.

REBECCA
Uh, sorry about that.

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - DAY

Rebecca sits at her desk, holding a mug of unusually bright pink coffee. Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin), comes up behind her.

PAULA
What's up with your coffee, girl?

REBECCA
Oh, I bumped into the weirdest person today. She mumbled something and then my coffee turned this color.

Rebecca takes a sip and the screen starts to WOBBLE. Suddenly, Rebecca finds herself in a different office with people from the 90's.

REBECCA (CONT'D)
What is happening?!

PAULA (O.S.)
(clearly from far away, faint) Rebecca! Where did you go?

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - 90'S

Rebecca tries to get her bearings, realizing she's somehow traveled back to the past.

REBECCA
(mutters to herself) Can this day get any weirder?

A YOUNG DARRYL (Pete Gardner), in his 20s, walks up to Rebecca, looking confused.

YOUNG DARRYL
Who are you?

REBECCA
(stuttering) I'm... from the future.

Rebecca quickly launches into a MUSICAL NUMBER about trying to be helpful but causing chaos.

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - DAY

Present-day Paula, Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III), and Nathaniel (Scott Michael Foster) are huddled around Rebecca's desk, trying to figure out what happened to her.

NATHANIEL
Should we call a doctor?

PAULA
I think we need a better plan.

EXT. PARK - DAY

Rebecca, still stuck in the past, tries to recreate the coffee incident, hoping it might take her back to the present. Suddenly, she bumps into a YOUNG JOSH (22), spilling her “magic” coffee all over him.

YOUNG JOSH
(signs of pain) Ouch! Are you alright?

REBECCA
(realizing) Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to...

YOUNG JOSH
(smiling) It's okay. You just seem lost.

TO BE CONTINUED.
            

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Spinning Out of Love

            INT. APARTMENT - MORNING

Rebecca, the crazy ex-girlfriend, is singing a song while preparing breakfast. She dances around the kitchen, adding unusual ingredients into her omelette.

REBECCA (Singing):
When you're eating eggs each day, you've got to change the way, oh love and cookery mix in ways you never can describe!

She flips the omelette gracefully as her roommate, Heather, enters the kitchen, displaying her usual deadpan expression.

HEATHER:
Rebecca, you know there's still a restraining order against you, right?

Rebecca's singing comes to an abrupt halt, and she leans against the counter, trying to appear casual.

REBECCA:
What? Oh, I didn't realize that was still in effect. Whoops!

Heather rolls her eyes and starts making cereal as Rebecca's ex-boyfriend, Josh, enters the apartment. He's clearly uncomfortable.

JOSH:
Hey, ladies. What's cooking, good-looking?

Rebecca cracks a nervous smile.

REBECCA:
Oh, just an omelette, Josh. For old time's sake? Care to join me?

Heather raises an eyebrow.

HEATHER:
You're cooking with ingredients that practically beg for a new restraining order.

Josh holds up his hands defensively.

JOSH:
No way, Rebecca. Been there, done that. I'm not falling for your schemes again.

Rebecca pretends to be hurt. She throws on an apron and picks up a frying pan, ready for battle.

REBECCA:
Well, if you won't give me another chance, I guess there's only one thing left to do: A cooking challenge!

Heather shrugs and smirks.

HEATHER:
Sounds fair. May the best cook win. Loser moves out. Deal?

Rebecca raises an eyebrow.

REBECCA:
Who's the judge?

Josh pipes in awkwardly.

JOSH:
I guess I could be the judge? I mean, I know both of your cooking well enough.

Heather and Rebecca exchange suspicious looks but nod in agreement.

INT. APARTMENT - KITCHEN - LATER

The kitchen is a war zone. Heather and Rebecca are each preparing their dishes intensely, while Josh waits at the table. Paula, Rebecca's paralegal and confidante, barges into the apartment, out of breath.

PAULA:
Rebecca! I just discovered something about Josh you won't believe!

Rebecca, not looking up from her cooking, responds frantically.

REBECCA:
Not now, Paula! I'm in the fight of my life to win over Josh - with culinary skills.

Paula sighs and takes a seat next to Josh.

PAULA:
Fine, but we need to talk later. It's juicy.

Josh gives Paula a concerned look but stays quiet.

INT. APARTMENT - KITCHEN - LATER

The finished dishes are laid out, and Josh is tasting both to determine the winner. He finishes tasting the creations and stands to give his verdict. Suddenly, the door swings open and Valencia, Josh's new girlfriend, enters.

VALENCIA:
Josh, what are you doing here with her?!

Rebecca smiles at Valencia, trying to contain her glee.

REBECCA:
We were just having a friendly competition, and Josh was judging.

Heather gives Rebecca an exasperated look, as Josh struggles to explain.

JOSH:
This is not what it looks like, Valencia...

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Road Trip Redux

            INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - MORNING

REBECCA BUNCH, our eccentric and clever protagonist, is frantically packing an overnight bag while talking on the phone with her best friend PAULA PROCTOR.

REBECCA: (excited) Can you believe it, Paula? I'm finally going on a road trip with Nathaniel! Just like we planned before things got... messy.

PAULA: (skeptical) Uh, Rebecca? You do know you guys are just going to a business conference, right? It's not exactly the open road, wind-in-your-hair situation you were dreaming of.

REBECCA: (ignoring Paula) We'll drive through the night, snack on off-ramp fast food, and bond over our shared love of murder podcasts! It's going to be amazing!

REBECCA'S PHONE BEEP *received message sound*

Rebecca reads a text message from Nathaniel, informing her that he's downstairs waiting for her.

REBECCA: (giddy) Nathaniel just texted, he's here! (whispering) Wish me luck, Paula. This road trip will spark something romantic between us! I can feel it.

PAULA: Oh, boy.

INT. NATHANIEL'S CAR - DAY

Rebecca and NATHANIEL PLIMPTON III, her handsome, no-nonsense ex-boyfriend-turned-co-worker, are well into their drive to the business conference.

NATHANIEL: (speaking seriously) So our main goal at this conference is going to be networking and gaining some valuable contacts for the firm. We should really stay focused and professional, okay?

REBECCA: (nodding) Absolutely, Nathaniel. I totally agree 100%.
nRebecca turns on the radio to an upbeat pop song, she starts to sing along energetically.

EXT. GAS STATION - 2 HOURS LATER

Nathaniel fills up the car while Rebecca pops into the gas station mini-mart. Moments later, she returns with arms full of junk food.

REBECCA: (grinning) Look at all the salty, sweet, and carby goodness I found! This trip is going to be so much fun!

Nathaniel rolls his eyes but can't help smiling at Rebecca's enthusiasm.

INT. NATHANIEL'S CAR - LATER

Rebecca and Nathaniel finally relax and laugh together as they listen to a murder podcast. The connection between them seems to rekindle.

EXT. BUSINESS CONFERENCE - NIGHT

Rebecca and Nathaniel exit their car at the conference center. Nathaniel has a serious look on his face again, and both of them snap back into professional mode.

INT. BUSINESS CONFERENCE - NIGHT

They attend a social mixer for the conference with drinks and finger foods.

SUDDENLY, Rebecca spots Valencia and Heather at the other end of the room.

REBECCA: (shocked) Oh my god, what are Valencia and Heather doing here?!

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Unexpected Friendships

            INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - DAY

Rebecca (to herself): Finally, a day just for me!

(Suddenly, Rebecca's phone rings. It's her boss, Darryl.)

Darryl (on the phone): Hey, Rebecca! Uh, we accidentally double-booked a really important client, and we could use your help...

Rebecca (reluctantly): Uh, sure. I guess I can come in for a little bit.

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - DAY

Rebecca and Darryl are nervously waiting for the client to arrive. Paula enters.

Paula: Hey, guys! What's going on? I thought you had the day off, Rebecca?

Rebecca: So did I. But duty calls!

(Heather walks in.)

Heather: You'll never guess what just happened to me.

ENTICING INTRO

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - CONTINUED

(Rebecca and Darryl's client arrives. It's VALENCIA, Rebecca's ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.)

Valencia (smirking): Well, if it isn't my favorite lawyer.

Rebecca (awkwardly): Valencia! Long time, no see! What brings you here?

Valencia: I need your expertise. My yoga studio's being sued.

Rebecca: Sure, we can definitely help you with that. Right, Darryl?

Darryl (nervously): Right!

(Suddenly, Rebecca's phone rings again. It's Nathaniel.)

Nathaniel (on the phone): Hey, Rebecca, I heard Valencia's in the office. Are we really representing her?

Rebecca: Yes, she needs our help!

Nathaniel: Alright, as long as she pays her fees. Good luck with that.

INT. NEUTRAL GROUNDS COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Rebecca, Valencia, and Darryl are discussing the case.

Rebecca: Okay, so you're being sued for allegedly using a competitor's patented yoga poses?

Valencia: That's what they say. But I came up with those poses all on my own!

Rebecca: Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this.

Darryl: Yeah, we'll have you back in child's pose in no time! (laughs nervously)

Rebecca and Valencia exchange an annoyed glance at Darryl's remark.

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Operation: Boyfriend Makeover

            INT. WHITEFEATHER AND ASSOCIATES - DAY

Rebecca and Paula are sitting in Paula's office, discussing up Rebecca's love life as always.

REBECCA
I just don't understand it, Paula. I've tried everything to catch someone's eye but it's like I'm invisible.

PAULA
(rolling her eyes)
Maybe if you spent as much time working as you do obsessing over your love life... Never mind, forget I said anything.

Rebecca's phone buzzes, and she checks it to see Greg's name.

REBECCA
(excited)
It's Greg! Maybe there's hope for me yet. What should I do?

PAULA
Just be yourself, Rebecca.

Rebecca quickly starts typing a message before getting distracted by Darryl, who walks in with a very geeky looking guy in tow.

DARRYL
Everyone, I'd like you to meet my nephew, Gregor. He's a computer science major and he's going to be helping us out with some computer stuff.

Darryl and Gregor approach the ladies.

REBECCA
(nervously)
Hi, Gregor, I'm Rebecca. Nice to meet you.

GREGOR
(nervous, stammering)
N-nice to meet you... um, Rebecca. 

After a few awkward seconds, Rebecca's phone buzzes again.

REBECCA
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just Greg again. I need to respond.

Rebecca focuses back on her screen, leaving Gregor feeling awkward.

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EXT. BOBECCA'S BAKERY - DAY

Rebecca and Paula are sitting outside the bakery. Rebecca is obsessing over her phone, waiting for Greg's next message.

PAULA
(frustrated)
Rebecca, this is what I'm talking about. Your obsession is getting out of hand.

REBECCA
(eyes on her phone)
He just makes me so happy, Paula! And maybe there's something special about Gregor, too. 

PAULA
(sighing, coming up with an idea)
Fine. Let's make a project of it.

REBECCA
(perking up)
Really? You'll help me?

PAULA
Yes. Operation: Boyfriend Makeover. But you have to promise to stop obsessing about Greg, at least for a little while.

Rebecca hesitates, but finally agrees.

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MONTAGE - OPERATION: BOYFRIEND MAKEOVER

Various shots of Rebecca, Paula, and Gregor going shopping for new clothes, getting a haircut, and practicing social skills.

CUT TO:

EXT. WEST COVINA TOWN SQUARE - EVENING

The trios efforts of transforming Gregor seems to be a success as he is noticeably more confident now.

REBECCA
Gregor, I have to say, you've accomplished so much in just one day. You look like a completely different person.

GREGOR
(sincerely)
Thank you, Rebecca. Paula, thank you both. I feel so different. I don't know how I could ever repay you.

Just as the moment starts getting emotional, Rebecca's phone buzzes again. It's Greg, asking if she's free to meet right now. She looks at the phone then at Gregor and Paula.

REBECCA
(tearing up)
Thank you, Paula. I promise I won't let you down.

Rebecca dashes off to find Greg while Paula smiles, then turns her attention to Gregor.

PAULA
(smiling)
You still have work to do, champ. Don't think you're off the hook yet!

As the camera pans away from the trio, we see Josh Chan watching them from afar with a curious look on his face.

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Goldfish Memory

            INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY

Rebecca is pacing back and forth, holding a phone against her ear, as Heather sits on the couch, eating cereal from a salad bowl.

REBECCA
(angrily)
I can't believe this! How does he not remember that we dated for more than a day?

HEATHER
(chewing)
Maybe he's got goldfish memory. You know – that thing where goldfish only remember up to 30 seconds?

REBECCA
(sarcastically)
Yes, Heather, I know what goldfish memory is. That doesn't apply to humans.

HEATHER
(smirking)
Well, it does now, apparently.

INT. WHITEFEATHER AND ASSOCIATES - DAY

Paula bursts into the office, carrying a huge stack of documents.

PAULA
(excited)
Rebecca, I tracked down some of his old girlfriends. I think I found something!

REBECCA
(astonished)
Paula, you found his ex-girlfriends? In like just a few hours?

PAULA
(slightly embarrassed)
My stalking skills are – undeniably top-notch.

INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Rebecca and Paula scroll through some photos on a laptop.

REBECCA
(frustrated)
Rachel, Samantha, Emily, Linda… they all said the same thing. He's sweet, funny, and then suddenly – poof! It's like the relationship never happened.

PAULA
(encouraging)
Impossible. There must be an explanation.

Rebecca's eyes widen in realization.

REBECCA
(determined)
If a goldfish brain caused this, a goldfish brain will fix it! I am going to make him remember!

MUSICAL NUMBER

INSERT TITLE: 'Goldfish Brain,'

INT. WHITEFEATHER AND ASSOCIATES - DAY

Rebecca hands over a goldfish bowl to Nathaniel, who looks puzzled.

NATHANIEL
(confused)
What the hell is this?

REBECCA
Stubbornly)
It's a metaphor for your memory.

NATHANIEL
(defensively)
Yeah, well, there might have been so many girls that I, uh – lost track?

Rebecca clenches her fists and stares Nathaniel down.

INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Rebecca, Paula, and Heather sit on the couch, discussing their next move.

REBECCA
(defeated)
The goldfish didn't work.

PAULA
(excited)
We need something big, girl. Let's throw a party, invite all his exes, and set up a memory lane!

EXT. REBECCA'S BACKYARD - NIGHT

A huge party is underway. Rebecca nervously scans the crowd, hoping her plan works.

TO BE CONTINUED
            

Heartbreak High Hopes

            INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - DAY

Rebecca is sitting on the couch, flipping through her high school yearbook. She spots a photo of herself with a former boyfriend from high school, NATE.

REBECCA:
(sighs) Nate... where are you now?

Song: 'High School Sweethearts'

EXT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - DAY

Rebecca walks into the office, still daydreaming about Nate.

PAULA:
Rebecca! Did you sign up for the annual high school alumni party?

REBECCA:
Alumni party? Oh, that's why I was daydreaming about Nate, the first guy I ever loved.

PAULA:
(whispers) The universe is telling you something. You must find out what happened to him and see if he is still the one.

INT. WHITEFEATHER & ASSOCIATES - DARRYL'S OFFICE - DAY

DARRYL:
(frustrated) How did I not know about this alumni party? I swear, they don't even check who they leave off the invite list.

INT. REBECCA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Rebecca and Paula are searching for Nate on the internet.

REBECCA:
We have to find this guy. I mean, the universe can't just bring up someone who meant so much to me in my past like that.

PAULA:
Absolutely. We'll find him and you can see if there's still a spark.

Song: 'Nate, are you My Fate?'

INT. BOBA SHOP - NIGHT

Heather, Valencia, and Nathaniel are sitting in a booth when Rebecca and Paula burst in.

REBECCA:
Guys, we need your help. The high school alumni party is in a week and I need to find Nate!

VALENCIA:
I'm in. It's time for some romantic recon.

HEATHER:
Fine, but only if I get to wear a disguise.

NATHANIEL:
I don't know, Rebecca. What if Nate isn't who you remember?

REBECCA:
Don't worry, Nathaniel. This won't affect what we have right now. But if the universe is sending me signs, I can't ignore them.

Song: 'Romantic Reconnaissance'

INT. HIGH SCHOOL GYM - ALUMNI PARTY - NIGHT

Realizing that Nate is not at the alumni party, a disappointed Rebecca stands alone while others dance around her. Paula, meanwhile, hands a folded note to Rebecca.

PAULA:
Rebecca, someone gave this to me as I entered the party. It has your name on it.

REBECCA:
(opens note) It's an address, and it's signed 'N'.

TO BE CONTINUED